If your new to the GMAT, several things I want to say to you
1) Download the GMAT prep and complete one to see your level.
2) Scan the internet on basic information about the exam.
3) Say good bye to your friends,your wife/husband,Girlfriend,sex etc. If you never had these things in the first place, then say good bye to World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons and porn.
4)Get motivational tapes because your going '#@!% need it.
5)Start praying or watch the secret. (God takes a little while to work sometimes when your part South Asian Indian, Turkish,Jewish, he takes a average of 3 months, Gods customer service is notoriously slow for me.I hear if your Italian or Greek your in good shape.)
6)Your going to save on Electricity because you won't be watching any television, shaving or doing any cooking.
7)You are going to start forgetting normal things like bathing, shaving the hair on your legs, changing underwear.
8) Every day for the next few months you are going to question your intelligence.
9)On Saturdays you will search the internet to see if you can get names of GMAC people to hunt them down and kick them in the ass!
10)You will resent immigrants especially Indians and Chinese because they complain about their 690 or how they got a 900 out a 800 score or how they begin every thread with a " Could not beat the GMAT" or got a "Horrible score" which is almost always 100-250 points above yours. If you are a Indian or Chinese and scored low you will live a '#@!% existence, you will scan the internet for DNA testing thinking "Could it be true..)
Remember these things and remember them well.
This is the Visual and Emotional Stages that you Go thru when studying for the GMAT.
Stage 1 - The classical Stage - Your calm,ambitous, sophisticated, you look at a 700 score and tell your self you can get that.
Stage 2- The DMX Stage- you studied for about a month did some practise exams and totally got knocked up but your cool still "chillin".
Stage 3- The Lady Gaga Stage- K your Losing it now, I mean WTF 1800 hundred questions after 2 months of studying and you are getting worst scores than you started with.
Stage 4- The Black Metal Stage- You wrote the GMAT after around 2-4 months, it knocked you off your feet, you hate life, God ( for making you dumb) and you hate all this "Ivy" BS and the elitist mentality. You start listening to black metal, you paint your room black, you are sending death threats to the GMAT prep programs you took.
Next I will discuss more about me and more on my GMAT experience!
